1) Don't be an asshole.
2) God exists, but don't get hung up on the fact that other people may have a different understanding of God.
3) Be grateful and express your gratitude.
4) "Can" does not equal "should"
5) Go forth.
6) Be awesome.
Amendment 1a) Put some goddamn pants on.
Amendment 2a) Learn to shut the eff up.
Amendment 3a) IKEA is an acceptable place to purchase any/all furniture, except for bunk beds.
